8 NFL Draft Day Observations

1. It's the only time we give a rip about offensive lineman. After this we'll never cheer for anything you do.

2. We get to make fun of something stupid Al Davis does. Oh wait, I already did that after you signed Javon Walker for $55 million.

3. The one time the last is first and first is last.

4. No matter who or what the Arizona Cardinals do on Draft Day, they will still not make the playoffs.

5. This is the only day we will sit and watch football, without watching any football.

6. We will cheer and boo a player before they ever have played a down.

7. With Derek Anderson signed, who will work a Brady Quinn for draft picks deal?

8. We will all be watching who will be this year's "Adrian Peterson". Most of us will get it wrong in our fantasy football drafts.