Saturday, December 29, 2007

Can the Patriots Run the Table?

The Patriots have only played four playoffs teams to date. The last seven weeks, only one team with a winning record! I don't think they can go 19-0. What do you think?

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Poor Turtle

Where are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you need them?

Thursday, December 20, 2007

How To Beat The Dallas Cowboys

Apparently, fans have figured out how to beat the Dallas Cowboys. Is it to stop T.O.? NO. Is it to control the clock and keep their offense off the field? NO. Maybe a good strategy would be to take advantage of a rookie on their defense? Wrong Again. Opponents of the Cowboys have created a website with a can't lose strategy. Ruin Romo.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Chuck Norris Jokes

Last summer I spent a week with the youth group at CCSO and my friend/Youth Pastor Phil Santillan. A group of the kids started telling all these Chuck Norris jokes. At first, it was dumb. After the 20th one, they starting getting funnier. Today I was listening to ESPN Radio and they starting telling a few. Here is some that I found. My favorite is in red

  • Chuck Norris only skydived once because the world only needs one Grand Canyon.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't dive into the ocean, the ocean dives into Chuck Norris.

  • Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  • Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

  • Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  • Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

  • If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

  • Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

  • Chuck Norris invented water.

  • Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

  • Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

  • When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

  • Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

  • Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

  • There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

  • It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop

  • The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Tell me when your done cracking week.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

One Punch

One punch is all it takes. Watch.

KO With The 1st Punch! - The top video clips of the week are here

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Balls of Fury Giveaway

As you may already know, I own Last week, I received an e-mail from Universal Pictures to help promote their latest DVD release, Balls of Fury. Balls of Fury is a ping pong comedy and is set to be released on December 18th. See below movie summary.

Anyways, this post is to let you know you that the Giveaway has begun and to make sure you get your entry in. Enter the Balls of Fury Giveaway >>

Balls of Fury Synopsis

In a secret society, the competition is brutal and the stakes are high. It is the unsanctioned, underground, and utterly unhinged world of clandestine **PING-PONG® tournaments. Down-and-out former professional **PING-PONG® phenom Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) is sucked into this world when FBI Agent Rodriguez (George Lopez) recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and win and to smoke out his father’s killer – arch-fiend Feng (Christopher Walken).

Saturday, December 1, 2007

NBA: A Look Back 10 Years

It's always fun to look at sports history and remember those who once were.

NBA Leaders 10 Years Ago, 1997-98


  1. Michael Jordan - 28.7 PPG
  2. Shaquille O'Neal - 28.3 PPG
  3. Karl Malone - 27 PPG
  4. Mitch Richmond - 23.2
  5. Antoine Walker - 22.4


  1. Dennis Rodman - 15 RPG
  2. Jayson Williams - 13.6 RPG
  3. Tim Duncan - 13 RPG
  4. Dikembe Mutombo - 11.4
  5. David Robinson - 1o.6

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