Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Red Sox Not Allowed to Beat the Yankees!

It's OK Jonathan, we'll get through this. A Massachusetts proposal to ban spanking has been submitted by Democratic Rep. Jay Kaufman. Parents would face charges of abuse or neglect, according to the Boston Herald.

No spanking. This puts the Red Sox in a difficult predicament when facing the Yankees, having to choose whether to do their jobs, or face the law.

Sean Fitzgerald, Kaufman’s chief of staff, the Herald says, "But the problem is the boundary is often overstepped. The right to hit should never be the right to hurt.”

Where does this leave A-Rod? Oh, wait. He's clear when playing the Red Sox in October, he can't hit.

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Now you can buy and live in an Ewok house, this is not a joke.

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